I Don't Know How To People

Mr. Lancer gave his phone number out and told the kids to text him if they needed him this is so totally becoming a series omg i love this too much

all-alone-in-a-daydream:

middlemarching:

strangely shaped puppies where are you going

strangely shaped puppies

all-alone-in-a-daydream:

middlemarching:

strangely shaped puppies where are you going

strangely shaped puppies

Danny Phantom: False Pretenses (Chapter 3)

Title: False Pretenses

Rating: K+

Summery: Danny doesn’t know what happened; one day he’s everyone’s hero and living the life of his dreams. The next, nobody knows his secret and the Disasteroid wasn’t a thing. Danny refuses to let himself get caught up in their lie, creating his own in the process. Now if he wants to get back home he’ll have to play along with the one he knows caused this mess; Vlad Masters himself.

Timeline: Unspecified Canon-esques. 

Status: Multi-chaptered, ongoing.

And the quick updates continue. This chapter would’ve been posted on Saturday, but apparently my internet hates me.

I don’t have much else to say, mostly because I just got myself very invested in a fanfiction and I almost forgot I had this written. SEND HELP. I’M SERIOUS HERE SEND HELP.

…Anyway, let’s jazz it up a bit, shall we? Lines!

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"Where’s Danny?" Tucker asked.

Jazz hesitated a second, “In his room, why?”

"Are you sure?" Sam pressed, rubbing the back of her head. "Because half an hour ago he invited himself into my room and decided we were dating."

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"I don’t know," Jazz motioned for them to sit down as she closed the door. "But Danny mentioned this thing called the uh, Disasteroid."

Tucker snorted, “That’s such a dumb name.”

.

"Well," Tucker muttered, "Danny’s nuts."

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militarise:

when u start liking the antagonist 

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browneyesblackcoffee:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

That’s the spirit

browneyesblackcoffee:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

That’s the spirit

blasphemy2012:

"knock knock"
"who’s there?"
"Interrupting ghost"
"Interrupting ghost wh—"
"whooOOooo"

glitchaesthetic:

-points to my friends- beautiful. Incredible. Gay.

That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humor:
badtaxidermist:

THE HOMO CRY FROM THE DARKNESS

badtaxidermist:

THE HOMO CRY FROM THE DARKNESS

Am I allowed to ship you and that Anon? Because if I am I'm totally going to. OTP of OTPs.

ibelieveinahappilyeverafter:

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FLIRTS I’VE ANSWERED TODAY??? CHECK THE ‘WE HAVE A MYSTERY ON OUR HANDS’ TAG, THERE’S SO MANY FUCKING PAGES IN THAT FUCKING TAG OH MY GOD

ANON WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

So… is that a yes…?

autisticlynx:

there’s so many parents who don’t recognize that they are abusing their kids 

it is critical that children become aware of abuse from adults and that they recognize what abuse can look like, and that’s why I very strongly believe that schools need to start talking about parental abuse

otherwise, you get people like me who didn’t realize it was abuse until they’re 16-17 and already have PTSD

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.

princessnononjakuzure:

a novel about a girl in high school who’s popular, likable and fashionably inclined with a fair amount of consensual sexual partners who is bullied by the quirky new girl who thinks she’s so much more special because she doesn’t wear makeup and isn’t “slutty” and every girl is a carbon copy except for her

arkhamboundz:

rincewitch:

leosboots:

littlekoalaotter:

It took Katara about .532 seconds to take zuko down

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

lmao